everybody's gotta learn sometime

change your heart, it will astound you

Dec 9, 2009 12:54pm
Dec 4, 2009 6:40pm

Au Revoir

Nothing hurts more than losing your wallet. Seriously.

Nov 29, 2009 1:51pm
(via lastatusquo)

(via lastatusquo)
Nov 27, 2009 4:52pm
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Nov 25, 2009 9:33pm
(via threeframes)

(via threeframes)
Nov 25, 2009 9:29pm
Mind if I cut off yours?

Mind if I cut off yours?
Nov 22, 2009 8:43pm
“ There are too many people, and too few human beings. ” - Robert Zend
Nov 22, 2009 8:06pm

Blow blow blow those candles!

Happy belated birthday my Queen Bjork.

Nov 22, 2009 8:00pm
I……..want……..you.

I……..want……..you.
Nov 22, 2009 7:56pm

Wait, what?

stuffmygirlfriendsays:

“I don’t like getting oral sex when I first wake up because then my vagina will have morning breath.”

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